Bieber Loves Me This I Know...

"Jesus loves me this I know..." - the song Sophie broke out in to prove to another pre-schooler on the school playground that she does indeed know a Justin Bieber song

Mean Brain

"My brain is mean. It takes stuff out of my head so I can't remember." -Elijah's reasoning behind why he couldn't recall the recent Bible story he heard in Sunday School

He Is Anal

"He is anal, He is anal, I know He is anal, I know my Lord is anal to carry me through" -Elijah's take on the classic Sunday School song "He Is Able"

Oh Be Careful Little Penis What You Do

"Oh be careful little penis what you do, oh be careful little penis what you do, for the Father up above is looking down in love, oh be careful little penis what you do..." -Elijah (age 4) singing his own version of this famous Sunday School song