Things My Offspring Say

A blog to document things my kids (Elijah, Sophie, and Noah) say.

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Monday, September 13, 2010

"Satan Claus" -Elijah (age 3)

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My Scara?

"Is that your scara or my scara?" - Sophie's question after finding out the black stuff on Mommy's eyes was called "m...
Thumb Toe

"Look at my thumb toe" - Noah showing off his bruised toe nail on his big toe
Thou Shalt Run (So Thou Shalt Not Be Spanked)

"Dear Jesus, please help me run fast from Mommy and Daddy so I won't be spanked. Amen." -Elijah's (age 4) prayer before ...
Oh Be Careful Little Penis What You Do

"Oh be careful little penis what you do, oh be careful little penis what you do, for the Father up above is looking down in love, oh be...
Jesus Chin

"Jesus" -Sophie's (age 3) recommended name for our (at the time) soon to be delivered baby
God Poop

"God is our refuse and strength" - Sophie reciting Psalm 46:1 for the first time
Everything Prayer

"...and pray for everything we do have, everything we don't have, and everything we will have" - a recent prayer by Sophie
Daddy's Misplaced Shot

"Daddy, did you find your shot?" -Elijah's (age 3) question upon my return from the basketball gym after telling him I was goi...
Han-ga-bur

"Han-ga-bur" -Sophie's (age 2) word for hamburger
Spinach Speaking Employees

"Daddy, does she speak Spinach?" -whispered by Elijah to me about a hispanic looking employee at Lowe's today

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