Things My Offspring Say

A blog to document things my kids (Elijah, Sophie, and Noah) say.

Monday, September 13, 2010

"You smell like Texas" -Elijah's (age 4) welcoming words upon my return from Plano, TX

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Jesus Chin

"Jesus" -Sophie's (age 3) recommended name for our (at the time) soon to be delivered baby
Spinach Speaking Employees

"Daddy, does she speak Spinach?" -whispered by Elijah to me about a hispanic looking employee at Lowe's today
Thumb Toe

"Look at my thumb toe" - Noah showing off his bruised toe nail on his big toe
God Poop

"God is our refuse and strength" - Sophie reciting Psalm 46:1 for the first time
My Scara?

"Is that your scara or my scara?" - Sophie's question after finding out the black stuff on Mommy's eyes was called "m...
Han-ga-bur

"Han-ga-bur" -Sophie's (age 2) word for hamburger
Oh Be Careful Little Penis What You Do

"Oh be careful little penis what you do, oh be careful little penis what you do, for the Father up above is looking down in love, oh be...
Thou Shalt Run (So Thou Shalt Not Be Spanked)

"Dear Jesus, please help me run fast from Mommy and Daddy so I won't be spanked. Amen." -Elijah's (age 4) prayer before ...
Daddy's Misplaced Shot

"Daddy, did you find your shot?" -Elijah's (age 3) question upon my return from the basketball gym after telling him I was goi...
Everything Prayer

"...and pray for everything we do have, everything we don't have, and everything we will have" - a recent prayer by Sophie

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